Boss is Lemon, Does it Matter?

Posted by Martin Alvin under New Orleans Saints, New York Giants

Boss

Regarding the wailing and gnashing of teeth I’m reading about following the Jeremy Shockey trade:

Guy walks into a famous seafood restaurant, sits down and orders the brook tout. As the waiter starts to leave the guys yells, “Oh, yeah, and can you put some ice cream on it please?”

My point is; there are a lot of things in life that are very good in and of themselves; like ice cream and trout and Jeremy Shockey and the Giants. But they don’t always belong together. That doesn’t take anything away from the ice cream or the trout or Shockey or the Giants. They’re just not compatible.

So, maybe Kevin Boss isn’t ice cream. Maybe he’s a lemon. So what? In the final analysis, isn’t lemon more compatible with trout? So, lets not agonize over the loss of Jeremy Shockey. Lets just wish him well as a Saint and enjoy the meal Jerry Reese and Tom Coughlin cooked. Besides, who needs ice cream? Yeah, it’s tasty but it’s also loaded with dairy fat which can cause some very serious internal problems … kind of like Jeremy Shockey.

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