South Carolina prison inmate Jonathan Lee Riches filed a lawsuit in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va. alleging that Michael Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy “missiles from Iran.” Riches alleges that Vick stole 2 pit bulls from his home in Holiday, Florida and used them for dogfighting in Richmond, Virginia.  The handwritten complaint also claims that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to the terrorist group Al Qaeda in February.

Riches, who is serving time for wire fraud at Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina, wants $63 billion delivered to the front gates of the prison.  Riches also wrote in the complaint, “Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes.”  How can anyone physically hurt someone’s feelings?  This guy must be a real genius, I wonder if he is a member of Mensa.

15 Responses to “Michael Vick Sued for $63 Billion and Accused of Allegiance to Al Qaeda”

1. Bob Riveles on August 15th, 2007 1:23 am

   By missles?????? Do you mean buy?

2. Old School on August 15th, 2007 7:30 am

   Riches ought to be breaking rocks instead of spending time in the library writing up lawsuits…

   Rearrange your cell to make room for your roomie after he gets his sentence for making a stupid choice for entertainment

3. Adam on August 15th, 2007 10:03 am

   I check the South Carolina Department of Corrections for the accuser and according to the web site no there is listed with that name. This leads me to beleive that the story is a hoax

4. donna brasco on August 15th, 2007 10:05 am

   hehehehe hahahaha omg help are we sure this is USA today

5. Elwod Hinkle on August 15th, 2007 1:51 pm

   This is another case of loser pays. It would clear up a lot of the mess in the courts.

6. Goebel on August 15th, 2007 2:05 pm

   Anyone who can treat animals the way Vick did is capable of anything. Most criminals abused animals when they were growing up. Maybe we need to check Vick’s back ground.

7. hektor 278 on August 15th, 2007 2:18 pm

   How could you guys print this without proof?

8. Dave on August 15th, 2007 2:27 pm

   The lawsuit is a joke but it doesn’t take away from the fact that Vick is a punk. Always has been and always will be. Happened across this and laughed until I cried: http://www.nationalsquib.com/html/michael_vick.html

9. NY sportsfan on August 15th, 2007 4:35 pm

   Michael Vick deserves all the negative press he is currently experiencing. He is the ultimate example of ignorance, stupidity, and arrogance. If the right thing is done, and in the rare event justice is served, he will be locked up for a very long time.

   Conversely if he gets off, you can thank the NFL. As much as I enjoy football, the NFL is a crime ridden bunch of selfish egomaniacs.

10. Jim Dubenetzky-Columnist on August 15th, 2007 5:28 pm

    For those of you that believe this report is not true or unfounded can check another news media source here:
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

11. Corndogthepirate on August 15th, 2007 6:28 pm

    I had my feelings hurt once….but I got over it

12. Lawrence on August 16th, 2007 6:02 am

    Why did you even print this crap, and will there be any more like it. Why don’t you people give due process time to run it’s course? Could be you in something else.

13. yojoe on August 18th, 2007 7:09 pm

    The same inmate has sued LaBron James and MJ.

    http://dreadnaught.wordpress.com/tag/jonathan-lee-riches/

    yojoe

14. logan on September 13th, 2007 10:14 am

    all this guy does is sue people like barry bonds geore bush and mike vick, there are some pretty good ones, he claims Bonds gave away mustard gas to some middle eastern country

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